Greg L. Smith


Dipsy doodles and goof a doops.

Joined May 2011


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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Mar 2016

    White People Who Are Successful In Every Aspect Of Their Lives Except Their Feelings - A Netflix Original Series

  2. Jun 15
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 14

    Gun safety is not a partisan issue. It is not a 2nd Amendment issue. It is simply a safety issue.

  4. Jun 14

    Why is their favorite sign "15 miles to the love shack"? Why wouldn't it just be the Love Shack sign? I guess it's more about the journey?

  5. Jun 13

    It was a pleasure to direct this insanity

  6. Jun 11

    "Hello Dolly" is my favorite musical about a cinematographer greeting their equipment!

  7. Retweeted
    Jun 11

    Live or know one of the people in these states? Call health care staffers! Happy !

  8. Jun 11

    "I'd love a Sprite, if that's cool?" was a drink order I just placed. I'm a Big Strong Man™

  9. Jun 5

    LAX Spirit terminal is playing Eleanor Rigby. If this was any more on the nose, it'd be a nostril!

  10. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    23-year-old Ariana Grande is showing more dignity & grace in the face of terrorism than the 70-year-old man supposedly leading the free word

  11. Jun 5

    My favorite website? Uh, a little place called "reading a book at my local library dot real life," you little bitch.

  12. Jun 4

    "May I rock your body?" - Polite Justin Timberlake

  13. Jun 3

    I always ate my chocolate frosting covered graham crackers in complicated ways. I was a regular Dunkarube Goldberg. Anyway, what do you do f

  14. May 31

    "I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, I guess she'll die" - The Republican healthcare bill

  15. May 30

    Bitch, where were you when he was tweeting? Now we write the jokes everyone is reading: King covfefe

  16. Retweeted
    May 26

    There's a conspiracy theory that Paul McCartney died in a car accident and was replaced by a lookalike. HEAR US OUT

  17. Retweeted
    May 23

    love is real. not just today, but every day that has happened before and every day that will happen after. this is one rule i know is true

  18. May 21

    Metal songs that are primarily in a major key are cute!

  19. May 20

    At a North Carolina march for fast food. A Raleigh Rally's Rally.

  20. May 19

    Alien Oven Mitt directed by Ridley "This Stove Is Too" Hott

  21. Retweeted
    May 19

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