henry kaiser

@henrykaiser

Actor/Comedian at Upright Citizens Brigade Occasionally Jon Snow/Jorah in musical. Detective Soren in the Feature Film: Detective Detective Detective

los angeles, ca
Joined May 2008

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  1. Jun 17

    The great thing about Amazon buying Whole Foods is 01010011 11010110

  2. Jun 16

    Hey, how y'all doing? tl;dr: I'm desperate for attention.

  3. Jun 13

    McCain: Pee pee poo poo? Sessions: I don't recall.

  4. Jun 1

    My dad won't tell me how to spell nepotizm.

  5. May 16

    One man's trash is another man's trash.

  6. May 9

    Comey is just one letter away from Comedy, but also this new world is a very frightening and terrible place.

  7. May 3

    It's gonna be June.

  8. May 2

    Vary glade the righter's strike was avoiding. I'm nod in the WGA, but i am great-ful my friend weren afflicted by it.

  9. Apr 29

    Sometimes you gotta bring back the good ones:

  10. Apr 28

    It's gonna be May, the Fourth be with you, and also with you, on all my checks.

  11. Apr 22
  12. Apr 13

    I've lost my calendar. . . . . . . . . . . April Fools! Hahahahahahahahaha! So funny.

  13. Apr 6

    Necessity is the mother of invention. And Ron is the step-father of invention, he's a real asshole, he punched Isaac Newton in the throat.

  14. Apr 3

    Tweet to maintain relevance. April something blah blah blah.

  15. Mar 6

    A bird in the hand is gross.

  16. Feb 22

    Donald Trump: "I think I have Seasonal Affective Disorder, SAD."

  17. Feb 20

    Starting a creatives accountability group, DM if interested. No pressure, we never meet, and it's just an email that's sent out once-maybe.

  18. Feb 15

    The chance of me throwing away my shot, is very very low. In fact I don't think I'm going to do it.

  19. Feb 13

    It's like my dad used to say, "Hey I'm dead stop quoting me."

  20. Feb 7

    I'll Gld tha dapurtmen of aducation is gon. Wi donut knned it NE-weigh. (Strike that, this is very sad).

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