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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Nov 2016

    When the judge says he doesn't want to ruin your college experience

  2. 12 hours ago

    Would you rather have a ton of blankets on a glacier, or a swim suit on a volcano?

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    Jun 19

    This , we celebrate emancipation and remember those who have fought for freedom. We must continue their work.

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    23 hours ago

    The Cavaliers, per league sources, have been working today on assembling multi-team trade scenarios to try to acquire Chicago's Jimmy Butler

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    Jun 18

    Trying to sleep when it's hot

  6. Jun 18

    My nose is so stopped up I can't even taste the various flavors of my Burger King onion rings.

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    Jun 18

    One of the coolest father and son moments in sports. Ken Griffey Sr. and Ken Griffey Jr. hit back to back home runs.

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  8. Jun 18

    Hey how come when I fart when I'm sitting down it feels like a bubble so I have to lift up a bit, but theres no actual bubble?

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    Jun 18

    Happy Father's Day!

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    Jun 17

    A licensed gun owner who did everything right was killed by a cop, who later got away with it. And the right is protesting Shakespeare.

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    Jun 18

    Shaq was a savage on the court

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  12. Jun 18

    Have y'all seen La La Land?

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    Jun 17

    Fun idea: every of age black and brown person in America should apply for a gun permit/concealed carry permit this year.

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    Jun 16
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    Jun 17

    me and my boo in 2030 blasting fireflies asking the youngins "what yall know about this?"

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    Jun 16

    I'm tired of the stress that comes with being black in America. I'm tired of this world.

  17. Jun 15
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    Jun 13

    One of LeBron"s many lasting legacies is going to be the absurd thing Golden State had to build to end him.

  19. Jun 14
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    Jun 14

    Y'all better wake up and tell me why this infused with the most swag of the century.

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    Jun 14

    My thought on more than half of my FB friends: I hope to never talk to you again, but I will watch your every move for the rest of my life

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